Adopt A chicken - How to Adopt A Chicken
Mar 3, 2009 Uncategorized
You heard me right! You can adopt a chicken. Hard times are making one family be a little creative with how to take care of their farm. Check out their e-bay auction for only 9.99 each.
What the auction says:
“Our Randy Roosters:
Chuckie is the head rooster. He was named after my brother-in-law, a former wannabe man-whore. My kids are convinced that Chuckie has developed the chicken version of Tourette’s Syndrome. We have many others!
Our lovely laying hens:
Roberta seems to be the hot mamma of our group. The boys love her! Our hens are all beautiful and well-behaved. Their favorite Christmas song is “Little Drummer Boy”. You would swear they hum along to it!
Our special needs chicken, Little Bill:=
Little Bill was injured at a young age in an unfortunate accident that I don’t like to discuss. (It really wasn’t my fault!) We adore him and he’s spoiled rotten with attention. I always catch him sitting in the nesting box and I try to explain to him that he just doesn’t have the right parts to do the job, but he keeps on trying!
The vampire chicken, Laurent:
Laurent can be kind of scary. He’s really the only rooster that I feel like I have to constantly keep an eye on, because he definitely has his eyes on you when you’re in the barn. He sleeps during the day and is up and ready to kick it when everyone else is trying to roost for the night.
OR
One of our two gay roosters (hey, we don’t judge!) Gomez and Tighty Whitey are a couple, we think. Tighty Whitey tends to look out for Little Bill. Gomez is a bit skittish and crows incessantly.”
click here to check out the auction
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